Ladies and Gentleman of the jury we conclude that our clients Limp Bizkit have finally done something cool. Although they did steal the idea from one of the greatest children's movies of all time, they do get props for pulling it off.
To promote their latest metallic / hip hop / crunch patty fused album Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water,the Bizkit will be inserting golden tickets in the first shipment of their new album.
Fans who are lucky enough to find the golden ticket, do not get to eat chocolate
off of Fred Durst's ass, but will win a lifetime backstage pass to Limp shows. Autographed CD's and laminants will also be inserting into a miniscule amount of CD's since the other prizes are so specatular. A Paul Reed Smith guitar or Remo drumhead which will be signed by all members Limp is also up for grabs.
Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water will mosh your ass October 16 in the UK and the 17th in the U.S. Limp Bizkit blaze up the road on the Anger Management Tour with Eminem, Papa Roach and Xzibit on October 19.