Manson and Moby - Let's Get Ready To Rumble

Let's say a fight between Marilyn Manson and Moby did go down. It would be the funniest thing ever. Moby weighs about 17 pounds, loves animals, and creates trippy dippy electronic music for people who feed on lovey dovey exstacy. Manson has been known to poop in litter boxes before shows, bangs Rose McGowan on a daily basis, and recently beat the crap out of drummer Ginger Fish on stage. The violent erruption from Manson onto his fellow band member left a sour taste in Moby's mouth, setting the stage for what could be the shortest fight ever.

Moby, who was quoted from a show he saw back in 1996 where Manson hit Fish yet again with a mic stand, had this to say - "It was disgusting. I'm waiting to see if the police
want witnesses. That kind of violence is totally
unnecessary on stage." Great, thank you for your opinion Moby, but in all honesty who cares what you think. As a matter of fact, if you are such a punk ass, what were you doing at a Manson show anyway? Were you expecting passifiers and vicks vapor rubs from drug enduced rave kids?

Even though the quote was 4 years old, it still was enough to piss Manson off.
"On my stage that
kind of violence is completely necessary, and it's
unfortunate that Moby wasn't injured. My drummer
has offered to beat him with his good arm, though."

Former boxing champion and convicted rapist Mike Tyson said he would fight either of the rockers for a hostess snack cake and a chance to thank Allah publicly many times for no reason.

Source: BBC One

Manson and Moby - Let's Get Ready To Rumble