Do you often find yourself depressed? Have you ever thought that maybe it's because you don't have 6 bowel movements a day? According
to Japanese author Hiroyuki Nishigaki, the best way to cure your depression is to "constrict your anus 100 times every day!" It's
that easy! In his new book, How to Good-Bye Depression : If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
Nishigaki explains his path to happiness and true enlightenment through anal clenching. With his world-class use of the Engrish
language and extremely forward thinking psychological techniques, I believe Nishigaki could cure anyone's depression. Check it out
for yourself here or here. 100% endorsed by all the Tripwire crew
for a truly downer-free day.
Source: Jeremy P. Goldstein