Proving that high-school kids are still the utter dumb-asses we all remember them to be, a 17-year-old student form Ann Arbor, Mich. decided last Wednesday to wear a costume that some found to be a little too creative. When Christian Silbereis, now known as "get the hell away from me" by the female student body, came to class dressed as an enormous vagina, it raised some eyebrows amongst the faculty and eventually led to his being suspended from school. The boy, who sees nothing wrong with his, "anatomically correct" costume, commented to reporters (yes the AP actually covered this story) that, "Itís just another body part. They teach us about it in school." Apparently, psychologist Sigmund Freud has been left off of the curriculum. The costume, that was made by the boys own MOTHER, earned the student first prize at an after school costume party. Giant penis and giant breasts came in second and third.