In shocking-not-involving-crap-metal news, the fourth Annual Ultra Festival line-up has
been announced, and no-third generation Bang Tangos are anywhere to be found.
In their stead, we find quality acts like Damon Albarn and Dan The
Automator's Gorillaz, in their tour finale, paired with other groovers, including
Roni Size, Deep Dish, and the world's biggest DJ, Paul
Oakenfold. Also in the mix for the event that will help the Winter Music Convention
kick off in style are Goldie, Paul Van Dyk, DJ Rap, Rinocerose and more. This
ass-shaking bootygroove night will occur on March 23 in scenic Miami and can only serve
to launch the week of insane craziness that is the Winter Music Convention in its 27th
year. If you're there and someone with a mullet approaches you, and it's not Don Johnson in full Sonny Crockett attire, feed him to a croc.