Holy Hair Metal, Batman: Dokken, Ratt, Others On The Road





HELL YEAH! WOO HOO! It's a dream come true! I'm gonna take my Camaro off the blocks in
the front yard, put on my best tight, acid washed jeans, find my nice white high tops and don my
sleeveless Iron Maiden tee, because Dokken, Ratt, Warrant,
Firehouse and L.A. Guns are comin' to town! I'll get my baby's momma all dolled
up in her finest halter top and lace-up-the-crotch Chemin De Fer jeans, put the roach clips in her hair
and we'll roll out to the fairgrounds to re-live the glory days of high school. Imagine hearing tunes
like "Alone Again," "Round and Round," "Cherry Pie," and whatever the hell Firehouse and
L.A. Guns sang (dude! i was too hopped up on model glue to remember those tunes. I just
remember they rocked!) all in one day! I'll have to bring a spare Goody comb, 'cos I don't want my
lustrous mullet to lose its immaculate feathering in case the comb falls out of my back pocket. Look
(out) for me, my mustache and a serious armada of speed-addled cultural detritus at venues all across
the Midwest this summer.



Source: Clem-Bob Higgins


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Holy Hair Metal, Batman: Dokken, Ratt, Others On The Road