Manson Pleads No Contest, Genitalia Sentenced to 30 Lashings





Creepy industrial rocker Marilyn Manson pled no contest yesterday (June 19) to charges of disorderly conduct and assault and battery for his behavior at a July 30, 2001 concert in Clarkston, MI. Manson allegedly gyrated against a security guard at the show, rubbing his rock star genitals on the guardís neck (yuck). According to Billboard, Clarkston District Judge Gerald McNally ordered Manson to pay fines and costs totaling $4,000. Oooh, thatíll teach ëim. To escape this problem in the future, the leather-clad, strap-on dildo-wearing freak will simply pay security guards half that amount up front, in exchange for two gyrating nut rubs and an ear poke. Does anyone know if heís coming to Chicago anytime soon? I could use a little extra cash.




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Manson Pleads No Contest, Genitalia Sentenced to 30 Lashings