The Handicapped Deserve Lap Dances, Too!





OK. It's obvious some people aren't worried about dirty bombs or "11-foot tall motherfuckers who live in caves" (copyright "Get Your War On" [have you seen this? Could it be any funnier or true or, therefore, scary?]) or the fact that our economy is going down the drain. Some people just want to get their lap dance on, dammit! And when they are in a wheelchair and can't get up some stairs to get their special dance, THEY SUE! That's right, folks, the suitably-named Edward Law has brought a case against the West Palm Beach, FL, (isn't that where Jason Anfinsen is from?) Wildside Adult Sports Cabaret due to Americans With Disability Acts (ADA) violations, like not allowing him to get some hoochie to dry hump his lap, essentially. That's lawsuit material if I ever heard it! Let me sue the head cheerleader at my high school for not going to the prom with me while I'm at it. Law has sued another strip club over handicapped parking and restroom violations and has other cases out against a Harley shop and a restaurant in local towns, too. He is seeking attorney fees and club acquiescence to ADA standards. At least our boy Law has his mind in the right place.




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The Handicapped Deserve Lap Dances, Too!