Morrissey Postpones Tour, Shoplifters Of The World Riot Asexually





The world's favorite somber, and probably extremely horny, smart-ass singer Morrissey has postponed the first week of his North American tour because he got his period too early. Actually All Star told us that immigration had a say in the former Smiths front person's lack of entry into America because, on his passport in the "sex" section, Morrissey checked off "no thank you." Fans will now have a chance to run on stage and be tackled by Morrissey's unkind bodyguard on August 9 in Phoenix rather than the original start date of July 31 in Salt Lake. The tour will run through September 15 in San Diego, with a brief interruption for an August 17 date at the Summer Sonic festival in Japan. Johnny Marr, former Smiths guitarist and San Diego programmer Mike Halloran's male wet dream, will release his debut album in January 2003, Johnny Marr and the Healers.



Source: Jason Anfinsen


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Morrissey Postpones Tour, Shoplifters Of The World Riot Asexually