Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve Anything But





Wow, New Year's Eve TV programming gets better by the year, doesn't it? Declaration of Independence signer Dick Clark will once again host a series of shows highlighting musical acts on the last night of 2002. Although a few quality acts will feature (recorded bits from Coldplay and John Mayer and live performances from Missy Elliott and Rod Stewart (hey, he was good once)), the evening will also consist of live performances by Kelly Clarkson, Las Ketchup, Third Eye Blind, Uncle Kracker and others, and will count Mario Lopez amongst the Times Square reporters. So, let's add this up: you've got the girl that won the most annoying TV contest ever, the band responsible for unleashing a new school "Macarena" upon us and the guy that is still best known for being on a TV show with Screech and that slutty girl from Showgirls, who he always called "mama." Sounds like a pretty good reason to avoid television like the plague that night...




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Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve Anything But