Did you hear the one about the guy named Jack Ass who sued Viacom for $10 million for defamation of character? There is no punch line; Iím serious. Some brainless mofo from Montana (born Bob Craft) changed his name in 1997 to go on a crusade against drunk driving after his brother and friend were killed in a car crash. Couldnít he have made a donation to MADD, or SADD, or GLADD? What the hell does changing your name to Jack Ass do to help save lives besides making yours into a joke? This poster boy for "pro-Choice" claimed that Viacom (the innocent, little conglomorate that isn't capable of doing anything wrong) is "liable for injury to my reputation that I have built and defamation of my character which I have worked so hard to create." His "character." Wow. When the case finally goes to court, Mr. Ass will represent himself in another BRILLIANT move. When I hear about moronic nonsene like this I ask myself, "why can't the terrorists bomb this guy?"
Source: Jason Anfinsen