The Osbournes Are Back On F*cking MTV In June, Bitch





You may have not noticed that season two of The Osbournes has already come and gone, possibly because there is an Osbourne sighting on MTV every 45.6 seconds. Regardless, the third and likely final (thank god) season of the reality series will premiere June 10 on MTV. The third season will include intimate details of Sharon's colon cancer recovery, as well as an "fun" incident where the Osbournes run into Roseanne, who was being followed by her own camera crew - hahaha. The following events are also expected to be featured in the new season: Kelly whines because she's working too hard, gets drunk and makes an ass of herself; Jack uses his "fame" to make out with unbelievably foolish girls, claims to not want to be a singer like Kelly, but is obviously bitter about the whole thing, and round two of his homoerotic, half-naked wrestling match with that sleazy skater kid; dogs will bark and barf, Sharon will hold the family together, and Ozzy will uh, uh, uh, uh, uhÖ SHARON!




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The Osbournes Are Back On F*cking MTV In June, Bitch