The Doors And David Bowie Named To Blender's Worst List





Blender Magazine, the "cool" music mag by the publishers of Maxim, have created a list of "The 50 Worst Artists In Music History." All the usual suspects appear - Vanilla Ice, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton are all in the top ten and Insane Clown Posse earned a spot due to their horrible name. More questionable is Mick Jagger, who made the list at #13 for his solo recordings. David Bowie's early '90s band Tin Machine landed at #12 - hmm, maybe. Worst of all though, almost enough to make me actually go buy a Blender Magazine so I can pee on it and light it on fire, The Doors came it at #37, and the mag accused Jim Morrison of pushing his "terminally adolescent views on the wider world." Are they fucking kidding? I don't care if your magazine is a musical Playboy Light, there is no way The Doors should make that list. I'd like to fill another paragraph with s-words and f-bombs, but I won't. I'll just say this - I like The Doors. I don't like Blender.




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The Doors And David Bowie Named To Blender's Worst List