David Lee Roth Domes Himself With A Big Stick, Needs 21 Stitches





Only in America. Well, thatís not true, since it could have happened here in London, too, since theyíll do stupid shit here like watch dumb ass David Blaine and his supposed six-week starvation nonsense. ANYWAY, as I was saying. Only in America can something as ludicrous as this happen. Ex-Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has had to cancel the rest of his US tour due to smacking himself in the face with a giant piece of lumber. His spokesman said that he was attempting a ìvery fast, complicated 15th-century samurai moveî that went terribly awry. Roth needed 21 stitches in his grill after he was involved in ìan incident onstage where he was doing a kung fu manouver and he got hit with a staff that he uses.î That sounds both comfy and graceful. Roth hopes to make up the dates next year sometime and we hope he gives up the ninja action.




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David Lee Roth Domes Himself With A Big Stick, Needs 21 Stitches