Iíve been sitting on this story for a couple of days, but every time I see it again it just starts to make me shake my head. No, itís not another article about how Californians somehow had a statewide lobotomy and elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor, although that story has the same effect. This story involves Allan Menzies, a 22-year-old Scot who was such a huge fan of Queen Of The Damned that he had watched it over 100 times. He was such a big fan of vampires in general, that when his best friend made fun of Aaliyahís character in Damned, Akasha, Menzies BASHED HIS BEST FRIENDíS HEAD IN REPEATEDLY WITH A HAMMER, STABBED HIM COUNTLESS TIMES, ATE PART OF HIS FACE, AND DRANK HIS BLOOD. ALL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE HIM IMMORTAL. What in the hell is wrong with people? That is some severely gruesome shit. Menzies also claimed that Akasha visited him regularly and instructed him to kill people. Sounds like a mental hospital is a better location for Menzies than prison, but heís off to prison. Can we please start making condoms free?