Too Fast Too Furious Tour Too Asinine For Words





Itís heartwarming to read on Pollstarís website that there is something in the works called the Too Fast Too Furious tour. It aims to bring ìthe street racing lifestyle seen in the films to a town near you next summer.î Are they kidding? Why donít they bring the ìstudying and learning how to read and write so you donít get sucked into the white trash undertow like this crapî lifestyle to America, instead? Is this anything other than glossy NASCAR nonsense for people with shorter mullets and lowered trucks? Nothing like inviting the whole family down to watch the collection of paint-huffers and other assorted jokers who trick their cars out have their street jamboree. Bands that might take part in this tour include Limp Bizkit, Chingy and Fat Joe. How did Too Fast Too Furious 2 even get made in the first place? Those are just a few of the questions that I canít answer and that give me migraines when I think of the current state of our country. God Bless America and all of its opportunities, like spending all your time and money on slamming your car instead of taking care of your out-of-wedlock child or getting a good job. .





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Too Fast Too Furious Tour Too Asinine For Words