If I didnít know any better, Iíd swear this story comes straight out of a list of possible April Foolís stories. Lord Of The Rings star Viggo Mortensen has completed his fifth (5!) studio album and has brought in some of his celebrity friends. Playing guitar on the record is current Guns Ní Roses axeman and Kentucky Fried Chicken fan Buckethead, while Viggoís ex-wife, X kingpin Exene Cervenka (they were MARRIED? What rock have I been hiding under?) who featured on many of his other works, is not present on Pandemoniumfromamerica. The album drops on December 5 and also features vocals and instrumentation from a trio of little people. Hobbits, that is. Fellow J.R.R. Tolkien fantatics Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, and Dom Monaghan join in on a few songs on the album, as well, which is primarily a selection of instrumentals and spoken-word pieces with a few surprises thrown in for good measure. This is SO bizarre I am at a loss for words.