Thanks go out to everyone who wrote in and told us about their lame-ass holiday gifts. We've perused them, laughed, cried, and now, after much deliberation, we have chosen the winners. Congrats are in order for Geoff Barnett, Nixon, Steven Gottleib, and Monk, who each won Ben Lee's entire catalog. However, the grand prize winner is none other than Bill Hanson. Send us your sizes Bill! You're getting a fab new outfit.