DMB Sewage Saga Continues





The Dave Matthews Band is still in deep shit, literally, over a sewage incident that happened last week in Chicago. As previously reported, Illinois' attorney general has accused the band of dumping the contents of their tour bus septic tank while crossing a grated bridge over the Chicago River on August 8th. A tour boat with more than 100 passengers was doused with the sewage as they passed under the bridge. To help determine the true source of the DMB stew, the band has offered to provide DNA evidence so the authorities can properly match up the source of the human waste. Ah, the joys of knowing whether or not you were doused with violinist Boyd Tinsley's piss. According to their official website, none of the band members were on board the bus during the time of the incident. The band's statement says they will "work quickly to make amends, with the people on the boat and with Chicago." Until the DNA is matched up, remember to follow Matthews' advice and "don't drink the water" whenever the DMB tour bus is in your town.



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DMB Sewage Saga Continues