Tonight's Orange Bowl 2005 National Championship Game half-time show will feature performances by Ashlee Simpson, Kelly Clarkson and Trace Adkins. Since we know none of you give a shit about any of the previously-mentioned artists, we're happy to let you know that while Bono and company would never actually share the stage with these nerds in person, they are willing to take part (sort-of) in tonight's festivities. U2's new video for "All Because Of You" will get it's world premiere during the game. According to Billboard, A special two-minute version of the video will be seen as the background for first half highlights of the game.
In addition, after the game, fans can head over to ESPN.com to watch the video in full. If that weren't enough, "All Because Of You" will be heard as the music bed for the game highlights during the midnight broadcast of Sportscenter.
Tomorrow, every TV in your house will instantaneously turn on at 8PM ET and will play 30 minutes worth of Bono's gyrating ass on every channel, accompanied musically by an exclusive mash-up of U2s How To Dismantle And Atomic Bomb and Digital Underground's Sex Packets expertly done by DJ Dangermouse.