If your friends didn't make it down to the artstravaganza known as the Armory Show, you missed a whole lot - but more specifically you missed ESPO cookies. Our man Steve Powers installed a bakery in the vaunted Deitch Projects booth, complete with pierced attendant doling out red cookies iced with either "Game" or "Over." We think the cookies are s'posed to be broken hearts but we're not sure because we ate them and now we just have a pile of red crumbs on our desks. Yeah, curatorial like that. No seriously, does Christies auction credible edibles? We have a muffin here that Damien Hirst took a bite of last Friday.