Blow To Cock Rock, Darkness Singer May Hit Higher Notes





Cock rock was dealt a blow when Darkness front man Justin Hawkins, while being pulled by a speedboat at high speeds on a giant inflatable tube, came "unstuck" and hurt himself. He suffered broken ribs and torn muscles in his legs sayeth the Sun. Ouch. The image of the lamb's wool-afro'd singer skimming on the surface of the water in his sequined catsuit until he slows down and you hear the groaning is too much. Ribs broken...leg muscles torn... Can someone say "groin region" dealt a blow. No word on how Justin's ego is doing.



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Blow To Cock Rock, Darkness Singer May Hit Higher Notes