Mick Jagger's Bum Coming Soon To A Town Near You

Complete with the required oxygen tents and tricked out HoverRounds, the world’s oldest active rock & roll band is set to embark on yet another worldwide tour. At a press conference yesterday in NYC, The Rolling Stones announced that their tour will begin on August 21 at Fenway Park in Boston.

The Stones’ longtime tour promoter Michael Cohl spoke with Billboard about the scope of the production values for their stadium shows. Claimed to be their most interesting stage show to date, the setup will even include a feature to allow 400 fans to watch the show from stage. Mick Jagger added: “You'll get a great view of our bums, so we're going to have to work on them a bit.”

So is this going to be the final Stones tour? With the band members well into their 60s, Jagger is still not ready to hang up his tight pants just yet. He said: “We don't really plan tours and we certainly don't announce the tour as the last tour. That's a trap to try and get people to buy your tickets. We take each tour as it comes."

With an average price of $100 for stadiums and $110 in arenas, I’d start saving my pennies now to avoid needing to sell plasma at the last minute to cover the cost of tickets.

08.21.05 – Boston, MA (Fenway Park)
08.26.05 – Hartford, CT (Rentschler Stadium)
08.28.05 – Ottowa, ON (Frank Clair Stadium)
08.31.05 – Detroit, MI (Comercia Park)
09.03.05 – Moncton, N.B. (Magnetic Hill)
09.06.05 – St. Paul, MN (Xcel Energy Center)
09.08.05 – Milwaukee, WI (Bradley Center)
09.10.05 – Chicago, IL (Soldier Field)
09.15.05 – East Rutherford, NJ (Giants Stadium)
09.24.05 – Columbus, OH (Nationwide Arena)
09.26.05 – Toronto, ON (Rogers Centre)
09.28.05 – Pittsburgh, PA (PNC Park)
10.01.05 – Hershey, PA (Hershey Stadium)
10.03.05 – Washington, DC (MCI Center)
10.06.05 – Charlottesville, CA (Scott Stadium)
10.10.05 – Philadelphia, PA (Wachovia Center)
10.15.05 – Atlanta, GA (Philips Arena)
10.17.05 – Miami, FL (American Airlines Arena)
10.19.05 – Tampa, FL (St. Pete Times Forum)
10.21.05 – Charlotte, NC (Charlotte New Arena)
10.28.05 – Calgary (Pengrowth Saddledome)
10.30.05 – Seattle, WA (Key Arena)
11.01.05 – Portland, OR (Rose Garden)
11.04.05 – Anaheim, CA (Angels Stadium)
11.11.05 – San Diego, CA (Petco Park)
11.13.05 – San Francisco, CA (SBC Park)
11.20.05 – Fresno, CA (Save Mart Center)
11.22.05 – Salt Lake City, UT (Delta Center)
11.24.05 – Denver, CO (Pepsi Center)
11.27.05 – Phoenix, AZ (Glendale Arena)
11.29.05 – Dallas, TX (American Airlines Center)
12.01.05 – Houston, TX (Toyota Center)

Mick Jagger's Bum Coming Soon To A Town Near You