Avril And Deryck Sitting In A Tree... K.I.S.S.I.N.G.





Sum 41's Deryck Whibley, who will be known as Sum 41 guy for the rest of this story, because that's the most annoying way ever to spell Deryck (and cuz no one really knows his name anyway), proposed to girlfriend Avril Lavigne over the weekend. Much to the chagrin of creepy middle-aged guys everywhere, the spunky, 20-year-old Canadian pop star princess/punk rock chick agreed and wedding plans are being made, according to US Weekly. The rest of this article is completely made up (but is probably completely right on)...

With Nick & Jessica likely ending their involvement with their MTV reality series Newlyweds soon, plans for Avril and Sum 41 guy to take over the show are already in the works. They will be filmed in the months leading up to their wedding, on their honeymoon, and of course, during the first difficult year of their marriage. In addition, Avril and Sum 41 guy plan to create anywhere from 2-4 punk rock super-human babies. Sponsored by Fender and with a record deal on Epitaph prior to their birth, these babies will form their own anti-mainstream (but actually very mainstream) "punk" band by the age of six, effectively becoming the spokespeople for the new MTV kids network.


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Avril And Deryck Sitting In A Tree... K.I.S.S.I.N.G.