STOP THE PRESSES: Earth Shattering News!





That's right kids, Sean Combs has changed his name and will no longer be known by the beloved moniker, P. Diddy. In a difficult, life-changing, and completely newsworthy decision, Combs has decided to drop the "P" and will henceforth be known as simply, "Diddy". Why the sudden, drastic name change? Well Combs told MTV News that he decided to change it to "Diddy" because, "the P was getting in between us." What does that mean exactly? I have no idea. However, the crack team of investigators that MSNBC assigned to the case revealed that while lots of "Diddy's" friends in the "biz" already called him "Diddy", his legions of fans weren't quite sure what to call him. And who could blame them, right? Is he Sean "Puffy" Combs, or is he Puff Daddy? Is he P. Diddy? Well... he was... but not anymore. Now he's just "Diddy", and we can all rest a little easier.


PS: "Diddy" will be auctioning off his "P" on eBay and will donate the proceeds to underprivileged youth.

PPS: that was a joke.




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STOP THE PRESSES: Earth Shattering News!