We found these Rolling Stones bookmarks kicking around the office today. The laminated tongues are to promote the band’s new A Bigger Bang LP and accompanying tour but…a BOOKMARK? It’s 2005, friends. No one reads books. We publish a magazine, and WE don’t even read books.

We’ll figure out some way to make use of it, but it’s an issue of principle. There’s so much awesome swag for the Stones’ Fenway Park jumpoff, why couldn’t we get some of that? Mick? Everyone knows baseball is way cooler than literacy. Oh well. Back to looking at pictures on the internets.