This is not a joke, although it sure as hell sounds like one. In “what the hell are they thinking” news, rap legend-turned edgy SVU detective, Ice-T, has struck up a deal with David Hasselhoff to produce a rap album for the former Night Rider and Baywatch star. According to Ananova.com, the two are neighbors in LA and have become close friends. Ice-T was even quoted as telling The Sun, “He’s gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff – I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour.” I don’t really know what else to say besides, well… I’m sure it will be huge in Germany.