This Ain’t A Movie Dog


Game is kinda like the Vince Carter of hip-hop. Undeniably talented, seemingly always on the verge, seemingly always falling off the verge, usually with pretty comic results. We had to tip our sombrero to dude after he went up against an increasingly gully G-Unit (who is Fiddy gonna sign next? Wolverine?) all by his lonesome and came out with at least a draw. But then the Black Wall Street CEO had to vandalize our admiration, didn't he. Jayceon spoke to MTV about his upcoming film, Waist Deep, which co-stars Tyrese Gibson and Larenz Tate. Put us on, Game: "Since day one Larenz and Tyrese have been playing monumental roles in my acting success. I say 'success' because I'm flat-out good. I got a new name: 'Larenzel Washing-Tate.'"




Can you imagine this toolbag on the set? We can. We present to you a short one-act play, courtesey of the FADER Theatrical Production Department:

Director: Hey, Game, how was breakfast, good? Great. Yeah, we're gonna need you to hit that mark there--

Game: I cannot hear you, sir.

Director: What?

Game: I cannot hear your direction until you refer to me by my adopted thespian moniker.

Director: You're fucking kidding me, right?

Game: I AM LARENZEL WASHINGTATE! YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH, FORTHWITH! I HAVE LEARNED AT THE FEET OF THE MASTER, TYRESE GIBSON, STAR OF 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS! RESPECT MY DRAMATIC GANGSTER!

FIN

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This Ain’t A Movie Dog