Yeah, people got geeked when Gang Of Four and the Pixies got back together. Golf clap for that. But we damn near fainted when this news came across the wire: MARIO VAN PEEBLES AND WESLEY SNIPES ARE BACK IN THE COLLABO ZONE. This is the best reunion since East and West Germany! Wesley could have kept counting that Blade money, for sure. But resting on his laurels is not what made Snipes one of the worlds biggest vampire-slaying-vampires in the first place, is it?
Snipes and Van Peebles are hooking up for a film called The Hard Corps. This is something of a departure for Snipes in that it evidently contains no appearances by the damned souls of vampires, nor does it necessitate any martial arts exhibitions on the part of Snipes. No, Van Peebles and Wes are taking us back to the block, as the film deals with, according to one movie news site, "intertwining stories concerning drug dealers, a serial killer, stolen narcotics and a bootleg ring." AND CYBILL SHEPHERD IS IN THIS SHIT TOO. SO YOU KNOW IT'S OFFICIAL. Word to Moonlighting, Shep, Snipes and Mario is a recipe for Oscar!