Hey, we’re all for the addition of new glass pipes and one-hitters to our already formidable collection of “smokey joe” paraphernalia. Concurrently, we are always looking for new high-level proof liquers to imbibe—the general idea here being to numb the pain. You can imagine, then, that the arrival of Bong Spirit Imported Vodka caused quite a twitter in the office this week (“An age old Dutch product of exceptional quality” - wink wink, which one?!?). Basically the bottle is bong-shaped and the contents inside are guaranteed to shoot your ass through the moon, but don’t quote us on that because you know we’re never ones to propose reckless, vindictive bouts of drinking, followed by senseless conversation with any number of strangers, ultimately leading to a morning filled with confusion, regret and lost cell phones. No. We just love extraordinary handicraft. And this dear readers, is just that.