PSYCHE! We don't do those newsy-ass headlines anyway. If QT was really going to film JL, we would have said something like "Ordinary Quentin" or maybe "Pulp Legend". Or not, perhaps we could have kept those impulses to write corny heads to ourselves. Anyhow, Tarantino will be guesting on Conan tonight alongside John Legend and the dude who wrote that movie where Adam Sandler's friend lives in his grandma's basement or something. Sounds like another must-TiVo! We promise this blog is not morphing into TV Guide!