Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris In "Random Facts" Battle Royale

Did anyone ever send you a link to a list of random, made up and meaningless facts about Chuck Norris? If not, click here for an example. These "random facts," which are actually just a bunch of one-liners about Chuck Norris being awesome and kicking peoples asses (ex. "#4. It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris"), have been flying around the internet for a few months now and people think it's hilarious (I say "people" because I never really "got it"). Hipster t-shirt makers have even started selling Ts with Chuck's likeness on them alongside one of any number of Norris-inspired quotes. One might even call the whole Chuck Norris joke thing a "phenomenon." In fact, my 50-year-old uncle from Arkansas even sent me a link to these random quotes because he finds them "unbelievably funny."

Well now a new, perhaps more-deserving person has been thrown into the "random facts" ring - Jack Bauer. Those of you who watch 24 are well aware of the fact that Jack Bauer is a badass, and thusly, might find these new "random facts" amusing (stipulation: when I say new, I mean new to me. The link below was clearly posted in January, but that doesn't change the fact that (a) I really love 24, and (b) these jokes are kinda funny.)

Here are 30 random facts about Jack Bauer from the folks at Astrochimp. Scroll down to find a "comments" section that contains an additional 1 billion like-minded random facts, some of which are actually amusing.

If you don't watch 24 and don't know who Jack Bauer is, then sorry for wasting your time.

Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris In "Random Facts" Battle Royale