“DJ Khaled is standing there with an umbrella,” Joe said. “I walk up to the camera, slow motion. Next thing you know, ‘Cr-cr-cr-crack! Cr-cr-cr-crack! Cr-cr-cr-crack!’ I start rappin’ under the umbrella, and Khaled is standing there getting soaked in the rain — like ‘Joe’s the boss! Loyalty!’ — while I’m just killing it.”