Drunken, Racist Frat Dudes Sue Borat

If you've seen Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (and I'll assume all of you have), then you'll definitely remember the University of South Carolina frat dude-filled RV that scoops up a hitch-hiking Borat along the side of the road. You remember, right? I found it kind of hard to forget, what with all the over the top discussions on how to treat their "bitches" and, oh yea, how this country would be a much better place if we could still own slaves. You know... your typical drunk frat dude banter.

Well apparently those racist, chauvinist douche bags aren't racist or chauvinist at all. Turns out Borat got them drunk and it was the booze that magically transformed these kids into complete asses. For the record, they should have had second thoughts when Borat handed them bottles of Laughing Nazi Whisky and Spousal Abuse Vodka, don't you think?

Seriously though, now the poor d-bags are suing the production company behind Borat, claiming they signed the release forms after "heavy drinking," and they're asking for unspecified damages because they suffered "humiliation, mental anguish, and emotional and physical distress, loss of reputation, goodwill and standing in the community..."

Good luck you poor, helpless frat dudes and God speed. Go get that jerk Borat who exposed your deep seeded racism and sexual insecurities to the world. Oh, and watch out for Date Rape Cola... I hear that stuff has some pretty serious side effects (especially if you drink it while eating Pop Rocks).

Drunken, Racist Frat Dudes Sue Borat