Everyone's local morning news lead with the Malibu beachfront fires, right? Lead story was Suzanne Somers' ex-boyfriend searching through rubble to find his Mercedes keys? John Cusack guiding firefighters through flames? Updates on fire containment? The Malibu Incident? No? How about Hilary Swank getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Was that your top story? Hillary Swank? Hah? Do you even have news? If so, why? Totally unrelatedly, we just got a copy of Mike Judge's Idiocracy somehow, possibly from Mike himself, and we hear it's exceptionally mediocre, if not frighteningly prescient.