We've been sitting around wondering what could possibly make enough people buy the new Shins record to keep it in the top ten on the charts for the second straight week. Don't get us wrong– the shit is pleasant. We clean our apartments sometimes, too, and we all know the Scrub has impeccable taste (and comedic timing). But what is it really, America? Are you scared? Do you need a musical binky? What can we do to help? Seriously.