You can find it in hi-res widescreen elsewhere, but we like OnSmash so we’re using their version. From Chris Applebaum, who brought the world Paris Hilton’s hamburger commercial (along with a bunch of other music videos), the fire-raining, en pointe-ing, hot-panting, nekkid and chromed cinematic explosion for Rihanna and Hov’s “Umbrella.” No clouds in my stooooonnnnes!