Dogging With Wags: A Limerick For Mitt

Mitt Romney, the governor of Mass,

You're Mormon, you're rich, you've got class!

But you're also an old dude

With 10 kids in the grandbrood

And 5 sons who are married—alas!

My politics aren't quite to the right

And my LDS knowledge is light

But I know about that long underwear

Which Joe Smith proclaimed, "Fun to wear!"

And that Mormons really like to be white.

So I ask you, Mitt Romney, as a candidate, as a man

When the great Mormon spaceship hits land

Will you gather the sinners

And the Democratic winners

To colonize to Planet Republican?

Dogging With Wags: A Limerick For Mitt