Dogging With Wags: A Limerick For Mitt

Mitt Romney, the governor of Mass,
You’re Mormon, you’re rich, you’ve got class!
But you’re also an old dude
With 10 kids in the grandbrood
And 5 sons who are married—alas!

My politics aren’t quite to the right
And my LDS knowledge is light
But I know about that long underwear
Which Joe Smith proclaimed, “Fun to wear!”
And that Mormons really like to be white.

So I ask you, Mitt Romney, as a candidate, as a man
When the great Mormon spaceship hits land
Will you gather the sinners
And the Democratic winners
To colonize to Planet Republican?

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  • posted on Aug 27, 2007 in MUSIC
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