The-Dream’s album is out tomorrow! We love it so much we feel like we birthed it ourselves; our hips to your ears. But we didn’t. Instead we made acrostic poems for every song title on Love/Hate. Three of them are after the jump and one of them references Pocahontas. Who else does that? We da best, except for DJ Khaled who is possibly better.

Pocahontas
Loses.
Amazing,
Yarnlike.
I
Need

It.
No

Hair
Ever
Reaches

Her
Aura.
It’s
Real.

–

Pecking
Uses
Real
Power.
Lives
End.

Kissing
Is
Super
Spectacular

–

Don’t
Interrupt.
This
Can’t
Happen.

Tell
Her—
Association’s
Terminated