NY Magazine has posted, in two parts, Les Blank's short film Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe. All of the pertinent information about why and how Herzog eats his shoe (he really eats it!) so go there and read it and then watch the short film they have so lovingly posted But here, on theFADER.com (after the jump) we will give you three haikus about the film, choose your favorite:
Werner wears Reeboks
He used to wear desert boots
Oh his poor bowels
or
Spaghetti laces
Angel hair, shoestring, cream sauce
Italian leather
or
Boiling tongues, soles
The shoe spirit will burn free
Untie my bindings