The downward spiral of the music business has been bad news for a lot of people, but mostly us because the decline in disposable label cash has emptied our promo coffers in a most heartbreaking fashion. No Rolling Rock ding slings. No Teddy Penderazdoun teddy bears. No Jim Jones palm trees. Shit stinks. Fittingly, and surprisingly, we received the best Wild Promo we've gotten in a while this week: DJ Rhettmatic's Pure Funk Mode travel anti-perspirant. Perfect for sleeping in the office. Recession officially over!