Considering our last Wild Promo was a stick of deodorant, we have to consider our game officially upped with the arrival of these pre-release Air Yeezys in the colorway known as "Zen Grey." They arrived at the FADER office in a tiny spaceship driven by a foot-tall Kanye replicant that tried to challenge us to a round of Connect Four when we removed them from the box. Then he scanned our retinas, took an infrared photo of our face and flitted away. No actually they just got special delivered to our boss, FADER founder Rob Stone. He told us not to scuff them. They officially drop April 4.