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Wild Promo: Common Atomizes Our Faces Off

April 21, 2009


We thought the BB guns Monster energy drink sent to the office were dangerous, but Common's Diesel-knuckled fists of rage pack a punch so aggressive they put half our office into sneezing/wheezing hysterics. The total radius of destruction is hard to tell (we think it's about 3-4 feet), but the fragrance,"Only the Brave," is obviously not meant for the weak-willed—or for unventilated detonation. It does, however, make us wonder how the annihilation scenes in Terminator Salvation are looking. Anyway, someone should really turn this atomizer into a new feminine defense weapon. Reach into your purse for some perfume and POW! POW! POW! It's like a glossier, more sophisticated pepper spray.

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Wild Promo: Common Atomizes Our Faces Off