Some of us don’t have cable and are sweating the possibility that games five through seven of the NBA Finals, aka Superman vs Black Mamba, might air on network television just after the imminent Government Conspiracy to Make Us Buy Things Day. This whole playoffs has seemingly aired on cable television, forcing rabbit ear twisters and foilers to actually leave the house and watch the games at bars or friends’ houses, which of course only leads to drunkenness and/or highness from drugs. Is that what Barack Obama really wants? A people drunk and high roaming the streets asking where they can find Superman? Doubtful! The whole thing just us makes so mad we want to KARATE CHOP A LIGHTNING BOLT. Just like Leroy Smith aka Black Mamba’s father in this shit.
Video: Leroy Smith’s Get Your Basketball On
POSTED June 3, 2009 4:38PM IN ART+CULTURE VIDEO