Baby Mama Drama Reloaded: Now Starring Akon




To save us the hassle of analyzing piles and piles of legal paperwork, we'll keep things simple. Sara Coleman claims her six-month baby belongs to "Mr. Lonely." Her lawyer has been stalking him (even at the Michael Jackson memorial last week...). She claims the Konvict Music head isn't paper stacking for the kid. Akon (initially shook, took the paternity test, matched) released a statement via his lawyer:

"Akon has taken responsibility and has been extremely cooperative and proactive in handling this private matter. Paternity was only established just over 30 days ago. Since the case was filed outside of Georgia jurisdiction, where he is a legal resident, Akon is currently in the process of engaging counsel in California and will continue to handle this matter in a timely manner." (via TMZ)

Well, you win some, you lose some...sure we could pull Drake out to co-sign another "Stay Strapped" condom campaign, but the bottom line...it's cheaper to keep her. "Na, Na, Na..." just kidding, but be a grown man and if it means taking a paternity test, be prepared with the checkbook which ever way the results turn out... —Cyrus Langhorne

Baby Mama Drama Reloaded: Now Starring Akon