Hey ladies- are you looking for an adventurous male companion who is “created anew every second of the day,” who “dream[s] a new twisting labyrinth of fable that has a natural, psychic, satirical take on the day ahead” and will share it with you before opening his eyes in the morning? A man who is so lucky that luck “forms a strange glowing field around [his] body”? A man who can talk to cats?
If so, G. Lucas Crane from Woods is the man for you, as demonstrated by his profile in Time Out New York‘s “Sex and Dating” column, “Date These Music Lovers.” Crane is interested “in someone who believes in and secretly plans for the imminent destruction of the world as we know it”- if you’re the apocalyptic type, counting down the days until the end of the Mayan calendar, you should shoot him an e-mail. His contact information is available on TONY’s profile; if you score a date with dude, please send us an e-mail about it.