Have you checked out the new HBO show Bored To Death? It stars Jason Schwartzman as a neurotic writer turned private detective who happens to be best buds with Zach Galifianakis. Small world. Schwartzman’s Coconut Records also performs the theme song. And it features the train that comes right by our office (the F, for those of you down with letters.) Weeeeeeeeeeeird. Okay. Regardless, Bored To Death airs Sunday’s at 9:30 EST on HBO, and we’ve got some free schwag from the show (and some other HBO goodies) for you. All you’ve got to do is leave a Schwartzman-centric blurb or haiku in the comments section of this post and you’re in the running. The full piprize pack includes:
Bored to Death Prize Pack:
Flight of the Conchords Season 2
Entourage Season 5
Bored to Death mug
Bored to Death reporter’s notebook
Bored to Death flash drive
Bored to Death posters
Now start those syllables.




Men face reality, women don’t, that’s why men need to drink. It wasn’t Schwartzman – but it was classic.
“Are you really a professional?”
“As I put in my ad, I’m not licensed.”
i hope he gets that Keith Moon Biopic made
Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. I’m going to pop a cap in his ass.
“I wish you’re made me something more heroic.”
“You are heroic…therapists are the heroes of listening.”
EYYYY this show blew my mind! everyones so awesome in it, and its funny as all heck. i guess you could say “I like the way it makes me think”!
Schwartzman solves the case
Where I try so hard and true
To be the winner.