Woahhhh. We most certainly did not expect a song by Usher called "Papers" to be about divorce papers. Making papers, spending papers, hell, even shredding papers would have come as less of a surprise than an autobiographical break up song about the mother of his child that also references the toll the relationship took on his own mother. Can't say he didn't try though. From yelling at camera's on TRL to making a super boring adult contemporary album, it's quite clear that Usher's done all he could. Now someone get Ludacris on the phone so we can get back to partying.