50 Cent the family man? A hard sell for sure, but probably not quite as surreal you'd think. He gave up drugs and alcohol long ago, saying they impede his ability to stay focused on making money and club appearances are rare, as lucrative as they'd probably be. In this video, however, 50 lives out a fantastic normalcy including a marriage to Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child and three little 50's (nickels?) running around their yard. In the end though, it was all a dream.